Crystal needs...
"Crystal needs improvement""Crystal needs to be structured, consistent and patient"
"Crystal needs extra special care"
"Crystal needs some protection"
"Does Crystal need seven one-person shows running concurrently?"
"Crystal needs a single perfect gift"
"Crystal needs cleaning when (she)
"Crystal needs to be perfect"
"Crystal needs to be positive and pure to serve
"Crystal needs a committed, loving and nurturing family"
"Crystal needs to be used sparingly"
"Crystal needs to be wrapped and padded"
"Crystal needs to be informed about the purpose for which you intend to use (her)
"Crystal needs a frickn' terrain park" (actual quote! haha)
"Crystal needs no battery power at all"
"Crystal needs to spend less"
"Crystal needs to upgrade"
"Crystal needs the sacred substance"
"Crystal needs a breakthrough hit this Christmas"
"Crystal needs to be pulled to the correct frequency"
"Crystal needs a doctor" (what type?!?)
Thanks to Sarah, for this idea: "'your name' + needs," google search.
You're blog is too good. please send traffic my way to compensate my lack of readership. :P