crystal's capers

one girl's international adventures

Monday, October 17, 2005

Crystal needs...

"Crystal needs improvement"
"Crystal needs to be structured, consistent and patient"
"Crystal needs extra special care"
"Crystal needs some protection"
"Does Crystal need seven one-person shows running concurrently?"
"Crystal needs a single perfect gift"
"Crystal needs cleaning when (she) appears dull or dusty"
"Crystal needs to be perfect"
"Crystal needs to be positive and pure to serve purpose and to be in harmony with (her) surroundings"
"Crystal needs a committed, loving and nurturing family"
"Crystal needs to be used sparingly"
"Crystal needs to be wrapped and padded"
"Crystal needs to be informed about the purpose for which you intend to use (her)"
"Crystal needs a frickn' terrain park" (actual quote! haha)
"Crystal needs no battery power at all"
"Crystal needs to spend less"
"Crystal needs to upgrade"
"Crystal needs the sacred substance"
"Crystal needs a breakthrough hit this Christmas"
"Crystal needs to be pulled to the correct frequency"
"Crystal needs a doctor" (what type?!?)


Thanks to Sarah, for this idea: "'your name' + needs," google search.

3 Comments:

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    • At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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    • At 2:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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