Love and the Lu-bu Ho-te-lu

After not allowing me help with dishes because it was Spoil-Crystal-Day, Riccardo and I jumped in


LOVE HOTELS and Pachiko Parlours (Japanese casinos) are the two things you can spot in any place in Japan. They are always neon-lit and flashing; always tacky and seedy; always fun. I honestly don't know why more Japanese people don't take advantage of Love Hotels. They're easy to find, they're generally quite significantly cheaper than any other accommodations, and no reservation is necessary. That's just for starters.

Who doesn't enjoy a hotel room that is themed, has tons of free give-aways (hairbrush, toothbrushes, condoms, hair products, razors, hair clips and ties, plus all the regular stuff), a huge (and sometimes jacuzzi) bathtub, in-room FREE karaoke, Playstation, movies and porn, AND in-room (alcoholic and non-) drink and dildo vending machines...
I bet you're jealous.
Hey, you did not mention that we - totally embaressed - covered the number plate of the car with these special "LHNPCS(love-hotel-number-plate-cover-signs)"!
Oh, and about the dildo-vending-ma...oh, better not tell 'em ;o)